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How Doe She Bloody Do It? for Truidiot by shinragod How Doe She Bloody Do It? for Truidiot by shinragod
A birthday picture requested by :icontruidiot:.
It's my Sly OC Sarah Brendhart trying to put on a pair of tight jeans that clearly don't fit her wide frame anymore.
The title suggests that she is going all out to try and act like her boss and supervisor, Inspector Carmlita Fox. I think she's trying to work her way to Vice Inspector; because she's a police officer turned assistant to some of Carmelita's cases so she's wet behind the ears.
She's also wet behind the ears in terms of trying to dress like Ms. Fox. Her typical attire does consist of jeans, boots and a cozy jacket like Ms. Fox. Though she often doesn't wear the halter top or collar. So She's wondering just how can Carmie fit into those jeans.
Someone should have told her Carmelita doesn't wear those anymore. She went to a mini skirt know...Inspectors wear those. XD Poor Sarah; always a step behind Ms. Fox trying to learn the ropes.
This is her studio apartment; pretty squalid. Just a bed and empty book shelf. She probably just moved in and is going on her first day of the job assisting Ms. Fox.
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dadu79 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
daamn, no wonder carm got a skirt on sly 4 xP
Blu3Danny Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Student Filmographer
Well, this means only one of two things- first, Sarah must lose some pounds she must get larger jeans, or... she could go bottomless. :D *brick'd*

When the hell did Carmelita start wearing a skirt? You shouldn't try to look like your superior in order to work like them and act like them. You're not supposed to literally get into their shoes, otherwise, disaster (and hilarity) will ensue.

Just ask Patrick Star. XD

Still, this is actually pretty adorable, with just the right dash of sexy on top. ;D

I gotta say, though, she has QUITE the set of hips on her. I like it. ;)

Great commission, man. ^^Now let's hope Sarah doesn't get caught in a wardrobe malfunction. ;D
shinragod Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
I think she'll just get bigger jeans. But she could lose pounds too..although she isn't pudgy. She just had naturally wide hips. An failing to fit Carmie's size means they're wider than Carmelita's. Is that even possible? XD

That's the thing. Sarah so desperately wants action in her career field; else she's back to her pencil pushing job at the Metropolitan Police Force in London. So she tries so hard to emulate Carmelita. It DOES get on the Detective's nerves...but she admires her spirit. Plus Carmelita is trying to learn how to be an effective leader herself; a lot of which she learned watching Sly and his crew work together. So both girls are learning something.

I do wonder if she'll have a wardrobe malfunction. XD It's happened before when Sly stole her and Carmie's bikini tops. That sneaky devil just can't leave any lady alone can he? XD
Blu3Danny Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Student Filmographer
Well, she has a good body, either way. ;D

It's nice to see both girls are learning from this. Strong bonds grow from such exercises, even if they don't realize it, yet. ;)

Now THAT I would love to see. Sly just has that... "rugged charm", he's like Flynn from Tangled, the lovable handsome rogue, who loves to flirt with the ladies. ;D
FleetLordReach Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
Drink a Redline that will help ya lose weight...oops. 
MasterghostUnlimited Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol good one
ArtgamerAndy Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
maybe she should lose a little more weight lol
shinragod Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
Or maybe she should know what pant sizes fit her rather than try Ms. Fox's.
AnthroLoverJay Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So are we meant to believe that she gained weight? Apart from her somewhat chubby hips she looks pretty thin, especially with her tiny waist.
shinragod Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
I think the wideness of her hips makes it hard for her. She's trying on Carmelita Fox's size; and clearly that isn't working out.
She is relatively thin and fit. But she has such child bearing hips. XD
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